Rebecca, The Smart One
(Rebecca Morris)

Rebecca is still confused by this whole process.  As far as she was concerned, the
producers had simply invited her to a pool party and asked her to bring a bikini and some
beer.  You would have thought that the cameras and equipment may have tipped her off
that there was more to it than that, but apparently, she was under the impression that this
group was just hoping for some kinky !#$&.  Well, look at that, she was right about something,
after all.  In truth, Rebecca is what she would like to consider a classically trained actress
with a BA in Theatre (that's right, with the snobby English spelling, meaning she's really,
really good) from USC.  Her main passion is musical theatre and she performs just
about anywhere they will let her.  Especially where they will let her keep her top on.  
(And if the producers kept their promise, there should be no unnecessary pink showing
in this particular film, thank you very much.)  She has also performed in Japan for
Tokyo Disneyland, and believe it or not, is really a rather wholesome young lady.  She has
been married to her best friend in the world, Andy Morris, for three years now, and she
thanks him for his never ending support.  He lifts her up higher than that push up bra
she wears throughout the film ever could.