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Stack,The Roommate
(Ryan Ewing)

Ryan Ewing was raised in the flat yet luscious land of Nebraska, birth place
of Marlon Brando and Johnny Carson.  He spent his days of high school
playing football and singing in the choir and the high school musical
productions.  After realizing at a young age that he wanted to spend his
life creating he found acting to be a perfect venue for this.  After many
years of local work in Nebraska he was blinded by the bright lights of
fantastical Los Angeles, California.  So off he rode on his trusty steed
(note: the steed was actually a Pontiac) with nothing but a satchel of dry
oats and his trusty banjo slung over his shoulder.  He walked for weeks
until finally he reached the frozen tundra and large lakes of California.  
That was until someone told him he was in Canada. He had gotten his compass
out of a box of Lucky Charms and it seems the large amount of marshmallow
had taken affect on it.  After he saved a dog from a burning building and
taught the locals how to grow there own apple trees, Johnny
Appleseed...oops,  sorry wrong biography...  Anyways... Ryan Ewing headed
back west in the right direction. On his journey he saw many wondrous things
such as snow capped mountains and dry dusty deserts.  In the middle of one
of these deserts he  found a large hole which he decided to name The Grand
Canyon, which is now a well-known tourist attraction.  After weeks of
surviving on cactus water and armadillo, he caught a scent of salt in the
air and new he was close.  He thought it was a mirage, but there in front of
him God had written the words 'Hollywood' in bright white letters.  he
decided to enroll in the acting program at The New York Film Academy of LA
and has thus been acting ever since.  How will the story end... we shall see
children... we shall see.