Sean,The Dude
(Seth Yohnka)

Raised as an albino African American female with a speech impediment in the deep south,
Seth Yohnka had to learn early in life how to fend for himself.  After spending years
perfecting the art/science of gator wrangling and coming up with the ideal recipe for moss
stew, Seth realized that the rustic, farm lifestyle wasn't for him.  He packed up his mandolin
and knapsack and headed out west, where the stars had fallen from the sky, only to make
motion pictures, television shows, and sometimes overly liberal political statements...Hollywood.
It wasn't long before he learned that in order to truly make it as a waiter, he would have to
work in a few acting roles to make ends meet.  Today, he struggles through the rigors of
being an A-list actor all the while holding onto his undying dream of one day being, a
full-time waiter.